Thor

Jane: "So is this how you normally look?"
Thor: "More or less."
Jane: "It's a good look!"

Odin: "You'll be a wise king."
Thor: "There will never be a wiser king than you. Or a better father. I have much to learn. I know that now. One day, perhaps, I will make you proud."
Odin: "You've already made me proud."

"That was just a bit of fun, really. To ruin my brother's big day, and to protect the realm from his idiotic rule for a while longer."

Thor: "You know, I had it all backwards. I had it all wrong."
Erik: "It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers. You start asking the right questions."
Thor: "For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do."
Erik: "Anyone who's ever going to find his way in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn't know..."

"Whoa, does he need CPR? 'Cause I totally know CPR!"

Thor: "I need a horse!"
Pet Store Clerk: "We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds."
Thor: "Then give me one of those large enough to ride."

Agent Garrett: "Is there a Renaissance Fair in town?"
Agent Jackson: "Call it in."
Agent Garrett: "Yeah. Uh, base, we've got, uh, Xena, Jackie Chan, and Robin Hood."

"I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!"