Total Recall

"Wake up. Wake up. Wake up."
[first lines]

Melina: "Hauser, we've been looking for you."
Doug: "Don't call me... My name is Doug Quaid. I was born August 29th. All right. I was raised by my mother. She died of cancer before my 15th birthday. I married my girlfriend when I was 29!"
Melina: "You were born April 29th. You were raised by your father, not your mother. He died before you were 15, but in a car crash. And believe me, you were most definitely not married."

"Trust me, baby, you're gonna wish you had three hands."

"Everyone seems to know me, but me."

Doug: "Tell me what is going on? Talk! Or we can skip to 'Until death do us apart'."
Lori: "I'm not your wife."
Doug: "That's bullshit. We've been married for seven years."
Lori: "I'm U.F.B. police intel, assigned to play your wife. Six weeks ago. I didn't even know you."
Doug: "What are you talking about?"
Lori: "It's true. Your memory was erased, your mind was implanted with a life you think you've lived. You keeping up, baby? There is no Douglas Quaid, there never was."
Doug: "Are you saying I don't... this... every... our marriage..."
Lori: "What can I say? I give a good wife."

"Did you really think I'd let you leave without a kiss goodbye?"

"You might want to give your little girlfriend a kiss goodbye. As long as she doesn't mind where those lips have been."

Doug: "Why are you trying to kill me? Talk!"
Lori: "Call it the seven-year-itch, Doug. Oh. And by the way, you haven't even begun to see me try to kill you!"