Tropic Thunder

Kevin: "Tugg. Tugger. You're the last piece of the puzzle buddy. We need you! Your men need you. Are you with us?"
Tugg: "I'm a rooster illusion."
Kevin: "Fuck it. We'll deal with him later."

"You more shredded than a Julienne salad, man."

"Oh my God! I am moving to catering after this!"

Alpa: "Yeah... but those dudes was trained soldiers."
Kirk: "Yeah! And we trained actors, mothafucka! Time to man up. And I ain't gonna sugarcoat. Some of us might not even make it back."
Jeff: "What do you mean? Like, not on the same flight?"

"I'm just like a little boy, playin' with his dick when he's nervous."

"I don't read the script. The script reads me."

"I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!"

"In the mean time and as usual, go fuck yourself."