Vampires

Montoya: "What's the fucking total, guy?"
Motel Owner: "Erm... that's erm... $400... is that your girlfriend?"
Montoya: "No, it's my fuckin' mother. Gimme the key."

Father Adam Guiteau: "You didn't tell me they could do that!"
Jack Crow: "I didn't know they could do that!"

Jack Crow: "Valek is the original! The source of the disease! The first vampire created by the Catholic Church..."
Father Adam Guiteau: "By accident..."
Jack Crow: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"A master vampire, able to walk in the sunlight, unstoppable. Unless we stop him."

"Let me just ask you one thing... after 600 years, how's that dick workin', pretty good?"

Jack Crow: "Your a good man padre... welcome to the team."
Father Adam Guiteau: "May God forgive me."

Cardinal Alba: "I've realized I've only one... alternative, and I made a bargain. With the devil if you wish."
Jack Crow: "You are truly a pile of dog shit, Cardinal."
Cardinal Alba: "Yeah, that's right."

"You can't kill me."