What Women Want

"There's way too much estrogen on television these days."

"Here he comes, looking awfully good today! And I haven't had sex in four months... okay, five. Ooh, why do I attempt to stop him asking me out, I'm an idiot, idiot, idiot!!"

"You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it. You're totally and completely gay!"

"What am I doing? She's not in the refrigerator."

"What kind of knight in shining armor would I be if the man I love needs rescuing and I just let him walk out my door?"

"What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks."