What Women Want

Nick Marshall: "I realize I haven't been the perfect dad."
Alex Marshall: "Understatement of the century."

"Have you ever done that? Taken the wrong road? Of course not, you wouldn't do that, somebody like me does that."

"My dad? He's always been... like an uncle to me. Yeah, Uncle Dad."

"It's never too late to do the right thing. That's what I'll do, I'll go over there and do the right thing."

"Buns of steel... I'd steal her buns if I could."

"If you know what women want, you can rule!"

"I'm the man-eating bitch Darth Vader of the ad world."

Morgan Farwell: "What, are you officially a woman now?"
Nick Marshall: "I wish!"