24 - Twenty Four - Season 1

Dan: "Well, ehm, maybe she wasn't quite dead."
Ira Gaines: "Well, let me tell you Dan: you're either dead, or you're not dead. There's no such thing as 'sort of dead'. Here, let me show you. [shoots Dan, turns to Rick] You've just been promoted, congratulations."

George Mason: "You have no idea what you're getting yourself into."
Jack: "Why don't you explain it to me. You've got five seconds."

"We have reason to believe that by the end of the day an attempt will be made on David Palmer's life."

Jack: "Tony. I need detailed background on everyone on Senator Palmer's staff now."
Tony: "Why?"
Jack: "Because I think this is about him and I want us to be prepared."
Tony: "If it leaks out that we're screening Senator Palmer, people might think it's because he's black."
Jack: "Well, it is because he's black. It makes him the most likely target."

Jamey: "How long is this going to take?"
Nina: "Why, are we interrupting your social life?"
Jamey: "At least I have one."
Nina: "Funny."

Vincent: "Hello?"
Jack: "Vincent, Jack Bauer. You planning on seeing Kimberly tonight?"
Vincent: "No way, man. We broke up, you know that."
Jack: "I just wanted to make sure you knew that."
Vincent: "Snuck out on you, huh?"
Jack: "Don't screw with me, Vincent."
Vincent: "Chill, man. I don't know where she is. You've got my word."
Jack: "That's a real comfort, Vincent, knowing I've got your word."

Kim: "So, is she still giving you the cold shoulder?"
Jack: "If by "she" you're referring to your mother, I'd appreciate if you called her by her name. Mom. And no, she's just busy."
Kim: "She's busy a lot."

David Palmer: "All right, 'On this historic occasion...'"
Patty Brooks: "Well, it is a historic occasion, sir."