American Gods - Season 1

"Why coin tricks? You don't have really have the personality to be a magician. You can't weave the stories that are necessary for belief unless you have a little personality."

"Now we have reprogrammed reality. Language is a virus, religion, an operating system and prayers are just so much fucking spam."

"Sex rushed into, tends to work out best for all involved. Marriage is, well, I grant, may merit an extra moment's consideration."

"You're the sexiest goddamn thing I've ever gotten to touch for free."

"Waiting for the sky to fall is going to cause more bother than the sky actually fallen."

"I don't believe in anything I can't see."

"This country went to hell when tehy stopped hanging folks. No gallows dirt, no gallows deals."

"The only god thing about being in prison is the rleief. You don't worry if they're going to get you when they already got you. Tomorrow can't do anything, today hasn't already managed."