Hand of God - Season 1

"You heard of those super cookies they put on your computer? They can track when you're thinking about farting and make an air freshener ad pop up on the screen."

"Shrinks are for pussies."

Gilbert: "That sounds like a threat."
Bobo: "Really? I need to work on my inflections, it was meant to sound like an offer."

"Where the f*ck is my piano?"

"I'm not gonna walk away from everything we've built up and run screaming into the woods."

"We never know how long a path is until we reach the end of it."

"You need to stop hitting the breaks on this deal every time he gets a goddamn parking ticket, man."

"My wife is a powerhouse, there's no doubt about that, but she married up, and if there's anybody who can hurt you in this town, it's the honorable Pernell f*cking Harris!"