Sherlock - Season 1

"You can always tell a good Chinese by examining the bottom third of the door handle."

Sherlock: "What happened to the lipstick?"
Molly Hooper: "It wasn't working for me."
Sherlock: "Really? I thought it was a big improvement. Your mouth's too... small now."

Mycroft: "You don't seem very afraid."
Watson: "You don't seem very frightening."

Sherlock: "You did get shot though."
Watson: "Sorry?"
Sherlock: "In Afghanistan. There was an actual wound."
Watson: "Oh. Yeah. Shoulder."
Sherlock: "Shoulder! I thought so."
Watson: "No you didn't."
Sherlock: "The left one."
Watson: "Lucky guess."
Sherlock: "I never guess."
Watson: "Yes, you do."

Mike Stamford: "I heard you were abroad somewhere getting shot at. What happened?"
Watson: "I got shot."

Sherlock: "And because you're dying, you've just murdered four people."
Jeff: "I've outlived four people. That's the most fun you can have with an aneurysm."

"It's murder, all of them. I don't know how. But they're not suicides, they're killings, serial killings. We've got ourselves a serial killer. I love those. There's always something to look forward to."

"Look at you lot. You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing."