Phil Davis

Sherlock: "And because you're dying, you've just murdered four people."
Jeff: "I've outlived four people. That's the most fun you can have with an aneurysm."

"I don't wanna kill you, Mr. Holmes. I'm gonna talk to ya, and then you're gonna kill yourself."

"One thing about being a cabbie, you always know a nice quite spot for a murder. I'm surprised more of us don't branch out."

Sherlock: "Who'd sponsor a serial killer?"
Jeff: "Who would be a fan of Sherlock Holmes?"