"Walter never told me how lucky he was. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best... with just a right amount of dirty!"

"If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it."

Gustavo: "You are a wealthy man now. And one must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage."
Walter: "What advice do you have for me?"
Gustavo: "Never make the same mistake twice."

Marie: "Pain is weakness leaving your body."
Hank: "Pain is my foot in your ass, Marie."
Marie: "Hey, if you can get your leg up that high, I say go for it."