Constantine * Quotes

"I guess there's a plan for all of us. I had to die - twice - just to figure that out. Like the book says, He works His work in mysterious ways. Some people like it. Some people don't."

Angela Dodson: "Well, this has been real educational, but... I don't believe in the devil."
John Constantine: "You should. He believes in you."

John Constantine: "Detective. What if I told you that God and the devil made a wager, a kind of standing bet for the souls of all mankind?"
Angela Dodson: "I'd tell you to stay on your meds."

Angela Dodson: "So, do I have to take the rest of my clothes off or can I leave them on? .... John?"
John Constantine: "I'm thinking..."

"That's called pain. Get used to it."
[to Gabriel]

Angela Dodson: "I guess God has a plan for all of us."
John Constantine: "God's a kid with an ant farm, lady. He's not planning anything."

John Constantine: "So when a half-breed breaks the rules, I deport their sorry ass straight back to hell. I don't get them all, but I've been hoping to get enough to ensure my... retirement."
Angela Dodson: "I don't understand."
John Constantine: "I'm a suicide, Angela. When I die, the rules say I've got just one place to go..."
Angela Dodson: "You're trying to buy your way into heaven."
John Constantine: "What would you do if you were sentenced to a prison where half the inmates were put there by you?"