Date Night * Quotes

"...and will you, for the love of God, put on a f*cking shirt!!"

Phil: I say, we sit back and relax and enjoy a spread of their finest fruits of the sea. [opens menu] Or, I will just suck on a napkin. Holy mama, look at these prices."
Claire: [scroffing] "If we are gonna pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!"

"He turned the gun sideways! That's a kill shot!"

"Do you accept a collect call from... 'Oh my god, this phone smells like urine!'?"

"Now you get up there and work that pole like a russian immigrant."

"Oh my god, if I knew anything about Will.I.Am, I'd be really psyched right now!"

"Everything you're doing, I'm doing in heels. I just want you to know that."