Detention of the Dead * Quotes

"If this isn't a commentary on the current state of public education, I don't know what is."

Brad: "Why would we go there?"
Eddie: "Not a single student would be caught dead there."

"Goth chicks kick ass."

"If some great white can jump 20 feet out of the air to grab a tasty seagull snack-pack, who's to say a zombie can't?"

Eddie: "Would you ever go out with a guy like me?"
Janet: "My friends would eat me alive."

Jimmy: "What kind of rabies is this?"
Eddie: "It's not rabies... they're zombies!"

"It's time for this paladin to cast a 21st level spell of zombie whoop-ass!"