Fracture * Quotes

"And the look on his face, oh. He was trying to get her back to life. And I was pissing myself laughing. Because I took both the bastards out with one fucking bullet."

"Is it safe to say that the person who inflicted this wound intended to kill?"

Ted Crawford: "My dick has evidence."
Judge Robinson: "Excuse me?"
Ted Crawford: "My dick... my private investigator. I call him Dick."

"I'm sorry, your honor, but what would you call it, legally, when the officer who arrested you was having sexual intercourse with your wife? You know, I think it's objectionable. It's rather disgusting is what I think, but uh... I dunno; maybe I'm wrong!"

"You look closely enough, you'll find that everything has a weak spot where it can break, sooner or later."

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day."

"I appreciate your concern for the dignity of the court 007, Unfortunately, the man is a tax-paying citizen and entitled by our constitution to try and manipulate the legal system like everybody else."