Here Comes the Boom * Quotes

Bella: "I guess it was unrealistic to think that anybody would show up when everybody has their own problems."
Scott: "You showed up."
Bella: "You shut up."

Marty: "If you're gonna lose, then I'm gonna help you lose. Deal?"
Scott: "Deal. Let's do this. Let's lose."

Niko: "Hey, it's okay to be afraid. Don't worry! Use it! Try to channel it into focus! The last knock-out? It never happened."
Scott: "Three migraines a week say you're wrong."

Lauren: "You disgust me."
Eric: "Mission accomplished."
Lauren: "Pig!"
Eric: "Ostrich!"

Scott: "How much food do you think is stuck in that beard?"
Joe Duffy: "I don't know, but I can see corn from here."
Scott: "Oh, yeah. You dip that beard in hot water, you get ramen."

Mark DellaGrotte: "Bro, you've been eating clean for six weeks. You eat this crap and you'll be lethargic."
Scott Voss: "I don't care if I'm 'lethargic'."

Scott: "I think I can do this."
Marty: "Do what?"
Scott: "Lose."