Kingsman: The Secret Service * Quotes

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self."

"I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam."
[To church woman]

"Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?"

"Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world."

Harry Hart: "I'll have the Big Mac, please."
Valentine: "Great choice. But nothing beats two cheeseburgers with secret sauce. Goes great with this '45 Lafitte."
Harry Hart: "A classic pairing. And may I suggest Twinkies and a 1937 Chateau d'Yquem for pudding?"
Valentine: "I like it."

"I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far."

"Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam."