Kingsman: The Secret Service

"A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times: When he's born, when he marries, and when he dies. And we are, first and foremost, gentlemen."

Valentine: "Is he dead?"
Gazelle: "That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head."

Valentine: "You know what this is like? It's like those old movies we both love. Now I'm going to tell you my whole plan, and then I'm going to come up with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you, and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape."
Harry Hart: "Sounds good to me."
Valentine: "Well this ain't that kind of movie."

"Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure."

"Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam."

"I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far."

"Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world."

Harry Hart: "I'll have the Big Mac, please."
Valentine: "Great choice. But nothing beats two cheeseburgers with secret sauce. Goes great with this '45 Lafitte."
Harry Hart: "A classic pairing. And may I suggest Twinkies and a 1937 Chateau d'Yquem for pudding?"
Valentine: "I like it."