Krampus * Quotes

Max: "Are we going to be okay?"
Omi: [talks german]
Max: "What?"
Aunt Dorothy: "She said we're fucked!"

"Saint Nicholas is not coming this year. Instead, a much darker, ancient spirit. His name is Krampus. He and his helpers did not come to give, but to take. He is the shadow of Saint Nicholas."

Howard: "We should have gone to stay with my brother!"
Linda: "Your brother lives in a barn!"
Howard: "Jesus was born in a barn!"

"It's Christmas. Nothing bad is going to happen on Christmas!"

"Like he had for thousands of years, Krampus came not to reward, but to punish. Not to give, but to take."

Omi: "Please, listen..."
Aunt Dorothy: "English. I knew it."

"I'm old enough to know when life is coming at me with its pants down."