Love the Coopers * Quotes

"That feeling like you've landed in the wrong life. Everybody feels that way."

Eleanor: "Be my boyfriend for one night."
Joe: "Oh, no way."
Eleanor: "It would make my parents so happy. All we'd have to figure out is how long we've been together, and what your name is."

"Such a fuss, when everything we want is right in front of us the whole time..."

"It's the only time of year when we're all together. I want the perfect Christmas."

Eleanor: "Mom, Dad, this is Joe."
Joe: "We're engaged."
Eleanor: "Hm?"
Sam: "This calls for a toast."
Joe: "I'm an alcoholic. [everbody looks at Joe] I'm just kidding."
Sam: "Found a kidder."
Joe: "Yeah, just can't help it."
Eleanor: "Oh, try."

Shop Security: "Would the grandparents of the lost child please come up and claim her."
Madison: "You are such a dick!"

Sam: "No matter what happens, we are family."
Charlotte: "Here, here."