Macho Man * Quotes

"Women only want the guys with the club."

Waiter: "We always wait for women, drives us crazy. But when woman comes, you are
100% cool, ok?"
Daniel: "Is 75 or 80% good too?"

"If I didn't say another word in the next 50 years, we could grow old together."

Aylin: "No turkish man would ever sit down to pee."
Daniel: "He would if he knew my mother!"

"The lenghts we go to to find happiness. We disguose ourselves, chnage outselves and distort outselves, but somewhere there's someone who loves us the way we are."