Our Brand Is Crisis * Quotes

"That's the world, that's politics. That's how it works. It starts out with big promises and ends up with jackshit happening. But it's like the man said: 'If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal'."

"It's like someone said: 'If you don't like the road you're on, start paving another one'."

Castillo: "This llama will lead us toward prosperity."
[llama runs out of the barn door and is hit by a vehicle]
Jane: "It's like he killed himself rather than appear in our commercial."

"You know, when Adlai Stevenson was running for president a woman came to him on a rally one night and said 'Every thinking person will be voting for you'. Stevenson said 'Ma'am, that's not enough. I need a majority'."

Castillo: "Did you hired me?"
Jane: "I'm sorry?"
Castillo: "Did you hired me?"
Jane: "No, no..."
Castillo: "I hired you!"
Jane: "No, nobody hired me. I cannot be hired. Unless you mean in the uhm, you know, the technical sense, then yes, I probably was hired."

Jane: "'It may be possible to hold power based on guns; but it is far better and more gratifying to win the heart of the nation'."
Pat Candy: "That's nice."

Pat Candy: "Jane Bodine."
Jane: "Pat."
Pat Candy: "So, what you're doing here? I thought you retired, or gave up or something."
Jane: "What happened to your hair?"
Pat Candy: "So you still got a great sense of humor."