Rock of Ages * Quotes

Drew: "Jesus!"
Chico: "No, Chico... Jesus is my brother."

Dennis Dupree: "Paul! You're early!"
Paul Gill: "Actually, I told Stacee the gig was last night, so technically we're a day late... don't tell him."

"Why is everybody quitting today?"

Dennis Dupree: "I just threw up."
Lonny: "Where?"
Dennis Dupree: "In my pants... out of my ass."

"I'm a slave to rock 'n' roll. I am searching for the perfect song... the perfect sound that will make you wanna live forever. Like I said, I know me better than anyone because I live in here... and no one else can..."

Sherrie: "I'm a stripper at the Venus Club."
Drew: "I'm in a boy band."
Sherrie: "You win."

Sherrie: "He's better than Concrete Balls."
Lonny: "That's a good point, Concrete Balls are very heavy."