Rock of Ages

"I'm a slave to rock 'n' roll. I am searching for the perfect song... the perfect sound that will make you wanna live forever. Like I said, I know me better than anyone because I live in here... and no one else can..."

Paul Gill: "You want love? Go after her! You might find it. But I can guarantee you something much more fun."
Drew: "What is that?"
Paul Gill: "Fame!"

"Three songs, no cover. I need you guys to be amazing tonight, so start drinking NOW."

Drew: "Jesus!"
Chico: "No, Chico... Jesus is my brother."

"This man spews out three things: sex... hateful music... and... sex!"
[Pointing to a poster of Stacee Jaxx]

Dupree: "Shit! Our opener just dropped out."
Lonny: "Concrete Balls?"
Dupree: "They're in rehab."
Lonny: "Both of them?"
Dupree: "There's six of them!"
Lonny: "Jesus, that band's got a lot of balls!"
Dupree: "Betty Ford had a group rate."
Lonny: "Do you think they do therapy individually or in pairs?"
Dupree: "Knock it off!"

"This place is about to become a sea of sweat, ear-shattering music and puke."

Dennis Dupree: "I just threw up."
Lonny: "Where?"
Dennis Dupree: "In my pants... out of my ass."