Sharknado * Quotes

Nova Clarke: "Why is there a retirement home next to an airport?"
Claudia: "Because old people can't hear?"

Baz Hogan: "Storm's dying down."
Nova Clarke: "How can you tell?"
Baz Hogan: "Not as many sharks flying around."

Nova Clarke: "They took my grandfather. That's why I really hate sharks."
Matt: "Now I really hate sharks, too."

"My mom always told me Hollywood would kill me."

"Looks like it's that time of the month."

"There are sharks flooding the streets. And now there is one swimming in your pool."

Fin Shepard: "I always thought it would be an earthquake that would be the end of Los Angeles."
Baz Hogan: "Or a meteor shower. Zombies even."
Fin Shepard: "Yeah."
Baz Hogan: "Black Plague. Aliens. But sharks? Come on."
Fin Shepard: "Yeah. Yeah. Go figure. My luck, sharks."
Baz Hogan: "Yeah, your luck. Sharks."
Nova Clarke: "Mine too."