Tara Reid

April: "Fin, why aren't you having more fun with this?"
Fin: "Come on, April. Two of my friends were killed. I almost destroyed Los Angeles. And, oh, yeah... I got eaten by a shark. How much fun do you think that was?"

April Wexler: "What's wrong?"
Fin Shepard: "Your son wants to go into a helicopter and drop a bomb into the tornado."
April Wexler: "No, it's too dangerous."
Nova Clarke: "I'll watch his back. I'll be the bombardier."
April Wexler: "Then definitely not."

Fin: "How can they survive in space?"
April: "How can they survive in a tornado?"

Fin Shepard: "You're never gonna believe who's giving me a ride."
April Shepard: "Let me guess. Nova."
Fin Shepard: "Yeah, I'm with Nova. How do you know that?"
April Shepard: "Who else would give you ride in the middle of a sharknado?"
Nova Clarke: "Wifey sense. Hi, April! Still not a stripper!"

May Wexler: "Careful. Slow down. You got a little one in there."
April Shepard: "I've done this many times before. Heh."
May Wexler: "Oh, well. You had two hands then."
April Shepard: "Really? Are you gonna go there?"
May Wexler: "I'm just saying it's okay to ask for a little help. Besides, your husband should be here. And where is he? Oh, he's probably getting eaten by another shark."