Steel Magnolias * Quotes

Clairee: "I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park."
Truvy: "Yeah, how did that go?"
Clairee: "Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous."
Truvy: "Was she hurt?"
Clairee: "I doubt it. She got hit in the head."

"Oh sweetheart don't. Please don't cry or I will too. I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence."

"Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!"

"I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood 40 years!"

"There's so much static electricity in this room, I pick up everything but boys and money."

"Ouiser, you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or something?"

"Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face."