Steel Magnolias

Drum: "Ouiser you look like hammered shit."
Ouiser: "Don't you talk to me like that!"
Drum: "Oh,I'm sorry you look like regular shit."

"Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly."

"There is no such thing as natural beauty."

"Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!"

"Annelle, take your Bible and shove it where the sun doesn't shine."

Ouiser: "You are evil, and you must be destroyed."
Clairee: "Mother Nature's taking care of that faster than you could."

"That which does not kill us, makes us stronger."

"You are too twisted for color TV!"