The Losers * Quotes

Jensen: "Did you know that cats can make one thousand different sounds and dogs can only make ten? Cats, man. Not to be trusted."
Pooch: "You know what? Do me a favor - NEVER say that again."

"So, she wanted to meet in a cemetery? That's not, like, foreboding at all..."

Pooch: "Okay. You know that if we do this, we are waging a war against the Central Intelligence Agency."
Cougar: "They started it."

"It's like giving a handgun to a six-year-old, Wade - you don't know how it's gonna end, but you're pretty sure it's gonna make the papers."

"So they're selling shit to the American people to raise money to protect the American people from the guys they produce the shit they're selling them in the first place. This is fucked up on so many levels, man..."

"I'm warning you, I am a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment. They did stuff to me. Spooky stuff... Anal stuff. It turned me into a dangerous telekinetic. As the ancient Tibetan Philosophy states 'Don't start none, won't be none'!"

Pooch: "The Pooch may lie, the Pooch may steal, the Pooch may..."
Jensen: "The Pooch may refer to himself in the third person?"
Pooch: "Occasionally, but the Pooch will not cheat."
Jensen: "The Pooch can relax. I was worried about Cougar."
Pooch: "Yeah, right, it's always the quiet ones."