Going in Style * Quotes

"I've never had anybody walked off with a whole pork loin. I don't know what's going on in the world anymore. Look what you did to Cindy, she's looking like a Colombian drug mule."

Joe: "I'm thinking of robbing a bank."
Albert: "I'm thinking about buying a Ferrari."
Willie: "I just got drafted by the Nick's. Good week for everybody, huh?"

Joe: "Jump in the basket."
Albert: "Who the hell do you think I am, ET?"

Jesus: "From now on you communicate by texting."
Albert: "How do you work without buttons?"
Joe: "It's a touchscreen."
Albert: "I'm groping it all over, nothing happens."

"These banks practically destroyed this country. They crushed a lot of people's dreams, and nothing ever happened to them. We three old guys, we hit a bank. We get away with it, we retire in dignity. Worst comes to the worst, we get caught, we get a bed, three meals a day, and better health care than we got now."

[Watching The Bachelorette on TV]
Willie: "Luke! It's the only choice she's got."
Albert: "She's not going to move to a farm in those heels."
Joe: "She's kissed them all, with her tongue!"
Willie: "She's a walking venereal disease."

Willie: [Newspaper article] "'The three men walked off with 1.6 million dollars.'"
Joe: "They choreographed it like a dance."
Willie: "A conga line right into prison."
Joe: "They didn't get caught."