Seeking a Friend for the End of the World * Quotes

Penny: "I promise not to steal anything if you promise not to rape me."
Dodge: "Agreed."

Penny: "You're a really nice person."
Dodge: "You are an awful judge of character."

"I love records. I mean, they're not for everyone, you know? You really have to take care of vinyl. It's very delicate, it can get wrecked so easily. You really have to love it. Do you hear how full it sounds?"

"This isn't the fucking ark, Diane! This is the Titanic! And there is not a life raft in sight."

"Wow. You have a lot of guns, and a lot of potato chips."

Dodge: "I just can't spend the last month of my life getting to know someone. It's ridiculous."
Diane: "You don't like Karen?"
Dodge: "I couldn't possibly give a shit. I am not gonna sit across from someone and hear all their stories, even if she was someone I could be interested in, because I just... I'm not sure that the month between my wife leaving me and the end of the world sounds like good timing. Do you?"

"God, it's the end of the world, and I'm still 15 minutes late."