The Tailor of Panama * Quotes

Harry Pendel: "And do we dress right or left, sir? Most of my gentlemen favour left these days, don't think it's political."
Andy Osnard: "Never know where the bloody thing is. Bobs about like a wind-sock."

"When they took Noriega out, I said to myself, Harry, they got Ali Baba, but they missed the forty thieves."

"Welcome to Panama, Casablanca without heroes."

Andy: "Don't be a cunt, Harry, we're made for each other. You've got the debts, I've got the money. Where's your patriotism?"
Harry: "I had it out in prison, without an anesthetic."

Andy: "Come and dance."
Francesca Deane: "Oh God. You don't dance as well, do you?"
Andy: "As well as what?"

Andy: "There's two ways we can deal with this one, old girl. Sweat it out for six months, then fall into each other's arms. 'Darling, why didn't we ever do this before?' Method B, the preferred one... full-on affair, now. Observing tight security all round. See how we like it. If we don't, chuck it in. No one's the wiser."
Francesca: "I don't suppose it occurred to you that I might hugely prefer someone else?"
Andy: "Is that a 'no'?"
Francesca: "No."

"The way I see it, we all have a dream of ourselves, that we could be more than we are. Well, Pendel and Braithwaite are here to help you realize that dream, in the Savile Row tradition."