Jamie Lee Curtis

Gayle Buckley: "You were issued a private investigator's license for your 18th birthday? Heh. Is that something California kids do?"
Veronica Mars: "My dad is a PI. I worked for him. It was more answering phones and handling his travel than anything else."
Gayle Buckley: "Really? Before you were 20, your name popped up on LexisNexis in 14..."
Leonard March: "15"
Gayle Buckley: "Fifteen separate articles or briefs in cases ranging from multiple homicides to dognapping. You have a degree in psychology, Miss Mars. What do you think that says about a person?"
Veronica Mars: "Compulsive, clearly. Addictive personality. Possible adrenaline junkie."

"They're dead. All they have are their looks."

"The first rule of eye makeup is that you can never wear enough blue eye shadow."

Louisa: "Why?"
Harry: "I don't know. I thought it was a game."

Louisa Pendel: "Do you love her?"
Harry Pendel: "Yes, I love her. But I have never made love to her."

Andy: "Don't you ever feel like breaking out... running wild? Just for the badness?"
Louisa: "Never. Harry is my virtue. Without him I'd be..."
Andy: "You'd be like Harry without Arthur Braithwaite."

Louisa Pendel: "What is all this bullshit about Abraxas and Delgado?"
Andy Osnard: "Don't worry about it. It's crap. It's all a game."

Louisa: "Tell me about this Andy Osnard."
Harry: "He's become a sort of a pal. As such."
Louisa: "I used to be your pal. As such."