The Tourist * Quotes

Elise: "Invite me to dinner, Frank?"
Frank: "What?"
[Elise gives him a look]
Frank: "Would you like to have dinner?"
Elise: "Women don't like questions."
Frank: "Join me for dinner."
Elise: "Too demanding."
Frank:" Join me for dinner?"
Elise: "Another question."
Frank: "... I'm having dinner, if you'd care to join me."
[Elise smiles at him]

Colonnello Lombardi: "You wish to report a murder."
Frank: "Attempted murder."
Colonnello Lombardi: "That's not so serious."
Frank: "Not when you downgrade it from murder. But when you upgrade it from room service, it's quite serious."

Elise: "20 million dollars worth of plastic surgery. And that's the face you choose."
Frank: "You don't like it?"
Elise: "It will do."

Elise: "It's the um... the Roman god, Janus. My mother gave it to me when I was little. She wanted to teach me that people have two sides. A good side, a bad side, a past, a future. And that we must embrace both in someone we love. And I tried..."
Frank: "What's he like?"
Elise: "He's... different, from anybody I know..."
Frank: "Different's good. Where I come from, the highest compliment they can offer a person is to say that they're down to earth, grounded. I hate it. It drives me nuts!"

Frank: "Do you mind me smoking, it's not a real cigarette, look! It delivers the same amount of nicotine, but the smoke is water vapor."
Elise: "That's somewhat disappointing."
Frank: "Would you rather have me smoking?"
Elise: "I'd rather you be a man who does exactly as he pleases."

Hotel Waiter: "Bongiorno!"
Frank: "Bon Jovi!"

Frank: "My name's Frank."
Elise: "That's a terrible name."
Frank: "It's the only one I've got."
Elise: "Perhaps we can find you a new one."