Twister

"He's gonna rue the day he came up against The Extreme, baby. Bill, I'm talkin' imminent rueage."

"Why can't we spend a normal day together?"

Beltzer: "Hey, you guys want to wrap this up pretty soon?"
Bill: "What?"
Beltzer: "Oh, nothing. I was just wondering if you wanted to chase this tornado, or if you just wanted to catch the next one."
Bill: "Shit!"

Aunt Meg: "He didn't keep his part of the bargain, did he?"
Jo: "Which part?"
Aunt Meg: "To spend his life pining for you, and die miserable and alone."
Jo: "Is that too much to ask?"

"Honey, this is a tissue of lies. You see there was another Bill, an evil Bill, and I killed him."

"He strolls up to the twister, and he says, 'have a drink'. And he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it never hits the ground."
[about how Bill and Jo met]

"He really is in love with himself. I thought it was just a summer thing."

Rabbit: "Look, all I'm saying is don't fold the maps."
Allan Sanders: "I didn't fold the maps."
Rabbit: "Yeah, well Kansas is a mess, there's a big crease right through Wichita. ROLL the maps."