War on Everyone * Quotes

"The whole thing was planned by this British dude named James Mangan."

Lt. Gerry Stanton: "I received very serious allegations of an assault. Corruption charges against you. Now what have we learned?"
Bob Bolaño: "Bribery and corruption are bad."
Lt. Gerry Stanton: "Yes! Progress has been made."

Bob Bolaño: "I love this song."
Terry Monroe: "Great song."
Bob Bolaño: "I always wondered if you hit a mime if they'd make a sound."
[Monroe hits the mime artist with the car, he topples silently over the car]
Terry Monroe: "Well, now you know."

Lt. Gerry Stanton: "Welcome back, boys. How did we enjoy our sabbatical?"
Bob Bolaño: "It was very relaxing, I masturbated a lot."

Bob Bolaño: "Are you trying to bribe us, ma'am."
Jackie Hollis: "No."
Bob Bolaño: "Dammit."

Terry Monroe: "What happened to the driver?"
Lt. Gerry Stanton: "He got away with the money, close to a mil."

Lord James Mangan: "A million dollars."
Woman: "A million dollars!"