Aaron Paul

Jesse: "Back off man, Jesus."
Walter: "We've got work to do."
Jesse: "No, no. You. you've got work to do. I did my part."
Walter: "You mean that obscenity that I spent the last two hour cleaning up? That is your contribution?"
Jesse: "Yo kiss my pink ass man. I didn't ask for any of this. Alright how am I supposed to live here now huh? My whole house smells like toe cheese and dry cleaning."
Walter: "Because you didn't follow my instructions."
Jesse: "Oh, well heil Hitler bitch and let me tell you something else. We flipped a coin. OK, you and me. You and me. Coin flip is sacred. Your job is waiting for you in that basement, as per the coin. Fucking do it!"

Mike: "You're on thin ice, you little shithead. You know that?"
Jesse: "You ain't gonna smoke that dude in there. You know how I know? 'cause you went to the trouble of putting a blindfold on him."

"So what if this is like, math, or algebra? Now you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, you get like, zero douchebags."

Walter: "First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it, no more RVs."
Jesse: "I don't know, the Crystal Ship did pretty good for us."
Walter: "The Crystal Ship?"
Jesse: "Yeah, that's what I called it."

"I don't mind the pain. It's the hope that kills me."

"I do not fear, for you are with me. All those who defied me, shall be ashamed and disgraced. Those who wage war against me, shall perish. I will find strength, find guidance, and I will triumph."

Bob Stone: "Phil, when this thing is over, I'm going to rip your throat out like Patrick Swayze in 'Road House'."
Phil: "Oh, my God, you and 'Road House'. Get over that movie. It sucked then, it sucks now. The only movie that sucks more is 'Sixteen Candles'."
Bob Stone: "How dare you..."

Walter: "Volumetric flask is for general mixing and titration. You wouldn't apply heat to a volumetric flask. That's what a boiling flask is for. Did you learn nothing from my chemistry class?"
Jesse: "No, you flunked me. Remember?"