Alexander Garfin

Charlie Brown: "You've got to help me, Linus! I'm not sure I can handle being partners with the Little Red-Haired Girl! How will I support her? I can't afford a mortgage! What if I'm put into escrow?"
Linus: "Charlie Brown, you're the only person I know who can turn a book report into a lifelong commitment."

Linus: "You know, Charlie Brown, if you like her so much, why not just walk up to her and introduce yourself?"
Charlie Brown: "After the complete fool I made out of myself last night? Yeah, and why don't I just fly to the moon?"

Linus: "Charlie Brown, where have you been? It's the first day of summer. You should be down there having fun with everyone else."
Charlie Brown: "I can't stop thinking about it, Linus. After all the humiliating disasters she witnessed this year, why would she choose me? Was she feeling sorry for me? I don't want her to choose me just because she was feeling sorry for me. I have slightly more dignity than that."
Linus: "Well, Charlie Brown, you know my advice has always been to..."
Charlie Brown: "Simply go up to talk to her! I'm going to go right over there and talk to her!"

"Charlie Brown, the insight you bring to such a complex novel is beyond reproach!"

"It must feel pretty great being Charlie Brown right about now."