Anna Chlumsky

"Get outta here! And don't come back for five to seven days!"

"Weeping willow with your tears running down, why do you always weep and frown? Is it because he left you one day? is it because he could not stay? On your branches he would swing, do you long for the happiness that day would bring? He found shelter in your shade. You thought his laughter would never fade. Weeping willow, stop your tears. There is something to calm you fears. You think death has ripped you forever apart. But I know he'll always be in your heart."

"I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff."

"My fears and secrets: I'm afraid I killed my mother."

Vada: "Why do you think people want to get married?"
Thomas: "When you get old, you just have to."

Thomas: "So, what'd he say was wrong with you?"
Vada: "This whole medical profession is a crock."

Justin: "Feel my aura."
Vada: "I don't think I'm allowed to."

Vada: "I'm gonna marry Mr. Bixler."
Thomas: "You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law."
Vada: "It is not."
Thomas: "Yes it is, 'cause then he'll give you all A's, and it won't be fair."