David Hyde Pierce

Vikkie: "The men who resent my success won't give me the time of day, and the men who respect my success won't give me the time of night."
Peter: "If you give me the chance, I'd respect you and resent you day and night, and night and day!"

Catcher Block: "I don't care about sex anymore. I just want to get married."
Peter MacMannus: "Well me too. But fat chance now."

Vikkie Hiller: "Barbara?"
Peter MacMannus: "Vikkie!"
Catcher Block: "Nancy!"
Peter MacMannus: "Who are you calling Nancy?"

"I think Vikkie was only talking about marriage so I'd wanna have sex with her. And then I did, and now she never talks to me, except to come back for more. And I always give in. I feel so used."

"4 million women in the naked city, and the one you let get away, the one you had to get on the bad side of, is the one all the other 4 million are listening to."

"Where's my geisha? I need my shoes!"

Catcher Block: "You said she was a spinster."
Peter MacMannus: "I've never used the word 'spinster' in my life. Okay, once, when I told my mother it was technically incorrect to call her son a spinster."

Peter: "You're fired."
Catcher: "No I'm not."
Peter: "Oh, yes you are."