Jamison Newlander

"Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!"

"Holy shit, Vampire Hotel."

Edgar: "Okay, where's Nosferatu?"
Sam: "Who?"
Edgar: "The prince of darkness."
Alan: "The night crawler. The bloodsucker."
Edgar: "El Vampiro."
Sam: Mike! "They're here!"

Sam: "Got a problem, guys?"
Edgar: "Just scoping your civilian wardrobe."
Sam: "Pretty cool, huh?"
Alan: "For a fashion victim."

Edgar: "You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy."
Alan: "Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?"
Sam: "Actually, I thought it was a bakery."
Edgar: "This is just a cover... we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way."

Alan: "Aaaah! Flies!"
Edgar: "We're on the right trail. Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. Come on."

Alan: "First come, first staked."
Sam: "What was that? A little vampire humor? Well, it wasn't funny!"