Jennifer Saunders

Edina Monsoon: "I think I am now officially fatter sideways than I am front on."
Patsy Stone: "Darling, you don't need those, I'm your mirror."
Edina Monsoon: "How do I look?"
Patsy Stone: "Fabulous."
Edina Monsoon: "Thank you."

Edina Monsoon: [on the phone] "Hi, darling. No, I'm working from Nobu this week."
Patsy Stone: "You don't know this and I don't know this, but Kate Moss is changing her PR. You've got to get her now! Kate Moss, darling!"

Edina Monsoon: "Stella."
Stella McCartney: "You're not wearing my clothes, are you?"
Edina Monsoon: "No, darling, no, this is all TK Maxx."

Edina Monsoon: "How bad can this be? I mean, you know."
Saffy: "You have killed Kate Moss."
Edina Monsoon: "Shit."

Patsy Stone: "Oh, Eddy, Eddy, what have you done!"
[A brick breaks through their window]
Saffy: "It's from Stella McCartney."
Edina Monsoon: "It's the best thing I've ever had from Stella."

Patsy Stone: "We've got to get away, we've got to go now!"
Edina Monsoon: "And when this is actually over, darling."
Patsy Stone: "Yeah."
Edina Monsoon: "Will you please just remind me to go back for the boots I just saw in Westwood window."

"Yes, we're free!"

"We're in the South of France, everyone's a criminal!"