Kristen Stewart

Maureen: "I'm a personal shopper. I hate this job actually, I spend my days doing bullshit that doesn't interest me and it keeps me from what does. It's driving me fucking crazy."
Gary: "You should come here."
Maureen: "I need to go back to Louis's house."

Lisa: "We'll never talk about this, agreed?"
Walter: "Still think I have gorgeous eyes?"

Danny: [to Walter] "Hey, where's Lisa?"
Lisa: "Lisa...is upstairs!"

Dad: "By the way, it makes me uncomfortable when you say 'hooking up'."
Lisa: "Why? It's not like it means anything."
Dad: "Hope it doesn't."
Lisa: "It doesn't. It's just an expression."
Dad: "I hope it is."
Lisa: "It is! God! We should never have rented Thirteen."

"You guys actually set the house on fire?"

Mike: "I just killed two people!"
Phoebe: "That's awesome."
Mike: "They had guns and knives and they were being total dicks!"

Mike: "I really am sorry, Phoebe. I really thought I could beat the panic attacks this time."
Phoebe: "It's okay."
Mike: "It's not."
Phoebe: "No, it's fine."
Mike: "No, it's not fine. This is something "I really wanted to do for you. Then I ruined it and now we're going back home."
Phoebe: "You didn't ruin this."
Howell: "Yes, I did. It's my fault. You should be mad at me. Why not?"
Phoebe: "No. You can't help it, Mike."
Howell: "Okay. Thanks."

Phoebe: "It's not gonna be like this always, you know? Mike, you're like the strongest, kindest person I've ever met in my whole life. I fucking love you. You're a fucking mess, man."
Mike: "I know."