Leslie Jones

"Katie Candy Cane, is she a stripper?"

"I'm joining the club. You guys are really smart about this science stuff, but I know New York and I can borrow a car from my uncle."

Abby Yates: "Uhm... you didn't disclose that the vehicle was gonna be a hears."
Patty Tolan: "It's a Cadillac!"

Jillian Holtzmann: "This puppy I like to call a ghost chipper."
Patty Tolan: "You truly scare me, I just want to let you know that."

Abby Yates: "Ow! That's gonna leave a mark!"
Patty Tolan: "The power of Patty compels you!"

Abby Yates: "Patty, don't move!"
Erin Gilbert: "You got a, uhm..."
Patty Tolan: "No. I'm tired."
Abby Yates: "No, no, listen..."
Patty Tolan: "I'm just going to go ahead and take off, how about that?"
Erin Gilbert: "I, I don't really think that's a good idea."
Patty Tolan: "Going to take off, don't piss off the ghost."
[One of the people in the crowd takes a selfie as Patty is walking behind her]
Patty Tolan: "Really?"

"What part of 'small and friendly' did he not understand?"

"It smells like burnt baloney and regrets down here."