Tyler Perry

Admiral Richard Barnett: "This is Commander Spock. He is one of our most distinguished graduates. He's programmed the Kobayashi Maru exam for the last four years. Commander?"
Spock: "Cadet Kirk, you somehow managed to install and activate a subroutine in the programming code, thereby changing the conditions of the test."
James T. Kirk: "Your point being?"
Admiral Richard Barnett: "In academic vernacular, you cheated."

"You two are the most fucked uped people I've ever known, and I'm specialized in fucked up."

"Whatever they found, I think it's safe to assume that it is very bad."

"Inside every human, there's a dormant animal gene. This will return them to their rightful place in the animal kingdom!"

"If we can't bring him to the extraction point, we can bring the extraction point to him!"