Cindy's Daughter #1: "What's Hanukkah?"
Isaac: "Hanukkah is Jewish, like me."
Cindy's Daughter #2: "Is that why you look different?"
Isaac: "What was that? Come again?"
Cindy's Daughter #1: "You just look funny."
Isaac: "I look funny? Have you ever seen the shining?"
Betsy: "You're gonna be a great father."