Salesman in Gentlemans Tailor: "May I help you sir?"
Ramirez: "I would like a set of clothes."
Salesman: "Then why not, indeed... We're the oldest gentlemans tailor in Scotland."
Ramirez: "Well then, I've come to the right place. Since I am without a doubt the oldest gentleman in Scotland."
Salesman: "Well... you say so, sir."
Ramirez: "Well let's get started. I have a long journey ahead of me and limited time."
Salesman: "I am afraid sir still doesn't understand. A suit may take several weeks to complete."
Ramirez: "I am afraid sir damn well does understand... and Sir, I'd like the set of clothes by three o' clock."
[Salesman snaps with his fingers]