Sebastian: "That pellet was filled with a toxin and I'll be dead in ninety seconds! Here now, suck it out!
Nobby: "Absolutely not!"
Sebastian: "You can suck my scrotum or let me die."
Nobby: "Okay. What would you like written on your gravestone?"
Sebastian: "Suck my balls!"
Nobby: "And in what font would you like that?"