The Brothers Grimsby * Quotes

Sebastian: "That pellet was filled with a toxin and I'll be dead in ninety seconds! Here now, suck it out!
Nobby: "Absolutely not!"
Sebastian: "You can suck my scrotum or let me die."
Nobby: "Okay. What would you like written on your gravestone?"
Sebastian: "Suck my balls!"
Nobby: "And in what font would you like that?"

"I understand why you love guns so much. I mean it completely detaches you from the guilt of your actions."

Nobby: "Oh, these heated seats make you feel like you've pissed yourself."
Sebastian: "There are no heated seats."
Nobby: "Oh."

Sebastian: "It's imperative no one know that I'm here."
Nobby: "Our lips are sealed."
Dawn: "Mine aren't."
Nobby: "She's talking about her vagina."

Nobby: "Has anyone ever told you you're very beautiful woman."
Chambermaid: "Only a guest called Mr. Bill Cosby."

[Nobby and Dawn are lying on a bed]
Nobby: "I love you."
Dawn: "I love you too."
Nobby: [after climaxing] "We'll take it."

"I gotta get one of these for the kids!"